Yesterday morning my husband woke me up at 4:45. Yes, 4:45….because he couldn’t sleep, wasn’t feeling well (cry me a river), and because he was just in general not sleeping well. So I listened while he talked because he doesn’t often talk about his feelings and was opening up about IVF. 5:45 rolls around and I’m wide awake and he’s sleeping like a baby, snoring next to me. So I turned on the TV and was kind of listening. I’m not really one to watch commercials so when they come on I flip to another channel. Every freekin channel was showing this infomercial for PosTVac. Please go check out this website. Because this it better than Viagra and it only takes 4 minutes to pump up your penis so you’re ready for sex. Yes, you read that right, this infomercial is for a penis pump.
image from their website
The other infomercial that was on repeat was for Trojan Vibrations. Do I need to explain? I think I do. I was curious to know if it was just a vibrating cock ring, but it sounds like more than that. Heck it has several different vibration options. My shower head doesn’t have that many options!! not that I’ve used my shower head for anything scandalous. Get your heads out of the gutter.
Peeps, seriously this is what’s on TV at 5:30 in the morning? aren’t small children up at this time? And I wasn’t watching some weird channel, I was watching Law & Order on like TBS or something.
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