Friends, I got stuck in the carwash

I had to pee sooo bad but decided I would just run through the wash really quickly because my car was disgusting. So I get through and am about to move into the dry phase and there was a car at the end of the line. I had to slam on my breaks and honk my horn so they could stop the carwash. and the tracks keep trying to move your car so I was totally freaked something would happen to my car, but it was fine.  They shut the carwash down and apparently the garage door at the end wasn't opening properly so they had to move us backwards through the wash and manually open the door. it was a weird experience. and I was dying to pee as I was stuck in there for 15 minutes!

but my car is clean!  Aren’t you glad I shared:)

Random thoughts.

Pretty Woman –

one of my all-time favorite movies. Well recently I’ve been waking up at odd hours of the night and the other night I was channel surfing, because there isn’t much on at 3am, only to see that Pretty Woman was on!!!! Um no it was actually an infomercial. WTF? Shouldn’t there be some sort of rule that you can’t name your beauty product infomercial after like one of the best movies ever?

Apparently there is no said law.

And when I flip to this channel (which I’m sad to admit I’ve fallen for several times) I don’t stay on the damn informercial I look for something else to watch. Sigh.

 

Tupperware –

 

something you may not know about me is that I’m crazy about my reusable plastic ware.  I appreciate it all, from Tupperware down to the plastic containers that lunch meat is packaged in (you know what I’m talking about). 

When my sister lived with us we lost a lot of nice plastic ware, some of it even real Tupperware. That shit isn’t cheap, some of it I’ve had for years!! After having had enough one day I freaked on my sister and she went out and bought us a whole set of glad storage containers. That was nice of her, but I’ll always morn my real Tupperware.

And btw, how do you lose so much of someone else’s stuff?!  I even requested that she not use it.  but that didn’t work, so yeah. Thank goodness she doesn’t live with us anymore. I still have anxiety thinking about it.

Where am I going with this?  Well last week Ben called me to say he found a nice piece of our actual Tupperware in his parents recycle bin.  I freaked! Like cried, you’ve got to be kidding me. 1) how did she get it? because if I send food to her house its generally in a ziplock back because I know I’m not getting my stuff back, 2) I hadn’t sent food recently 3) why would you throw someone’s Tupperware away? Thanks for recycling but WHY?

Apparently it looked old to her.  Um it is old but it still works really really well and I don’t mind if it’s a little stained seeing as I remember using that Tupperware when I was in high school!

I talked about it for days. I was upset people.  After 2 days of being so upset and confused Ben must have actually started listening to what I was so upset about and told me that he had rescued my Tupperware and that it was in the dishwasher!! AMAZING. I said, oh okay that’s awesome and happily hung up the phone on him. Rant over. 

 

Requiem for a Dream –

 

 

am I the only person that watched this fucked up movie with Jared Leto? Because I watched it again and again with my best friend Erica.  The music was hypnotic and fucked up and it probably should have won some sort of award. It totally could have! And maybe it did but I’m not going to look it up.

Anyways I was resting in prenatal yoga on Friday and we always listen to music through class and guess what song came on. Yep, THE song from Requiem for a Dream

Not so relaxing.

I’m kind of speechless!

When I actually make dinner, have a small bit for myself, and then wake up the next morning to see most of it gone.  Let me show you.

I made this yummy dish, recipe found on pinterest. I actually make a double serving, so 2lbs of pasta!  I wasn’t feeling well, didn’t get my 2^nd workout of the night in, and decided I needed some comfort. Which is where this yummy goodness comes into play.

 

I wanted to eat a ton but ate about this much. Just that small little section. Ignore how the lines aren’t straight at all. Gooey pasta falls all over the place anyways so the lines of my cut were blurred a little anyways.

 

 

I woke up this morning excited to have some more of the goodness for lunch and then for dinner, but when I pulled it out of the refrigerator to make my lunch there was only that small portion of the top of the dish left! So I called Ben to see if he had been grubbing on it early this morning. nope.
 

 

I think my younger sister ate all that pasta! I mean I know she did, if Ben didn’t eat it than it must have been her. I was floored. Not because I care about the food but because girl ate a ton of fucking pasta!!

 

Note to self: if you want to make this dish again, wait till Ashley moves out in a couple of weeks.

Oh and you should try this recipe. It was really good!

Random things I’m going to share that maybe I shouldn’t

 

I was in yoga last night relaxing my mind and forgetting everything thinking about things I had to tell you….so I was fairly relaxed. I mean how does one really remove everything from their mind?  The only time I can remove random thoughts is when I focus on my breathing. But I’m not actually wanting to talk to you about yoga, so onward!

1)      Ben drooled on me during sex the other night.  I’m very well aware that this is TMI but you guys know way too much about me anyways ,so what’s one more thing. He said he’s just so attracted to my pregnant body. I was both disgusted and amused, because like how gross. He drooled on me!

2)      My sister is moving out. Its time and I’m just excited to get my hands on that bedroom and clean, clean, clean!

3)      I haven’t pooped in days, yet while sitting in the doctor’s office this morning I needed to badly, but I didn’t because I was about to have my lady parts checked out. So I survived.

4)      My nipples. I’ve always had big nipples and now they’re bigger and hard all the time.  I tried to buy an inexpensive new bra from target but there isn’t enough padding to hide my nipple so I’m going to have to continue my search. Any suggestions?

That’s it for now. I should be working but instead I’m sharing with you intimate details of my life. Sorry about that.

andplusalso

this gem just appeared

In the news

I’m not talking about like hard news people, I’m talking about entertainments news….so check it out

 

 

1)      She is straight trashy! Guys should stay away from her, don’t they know by now she’s bad news… You thought this was going to be Miley right? well no, I actually like her

2)      She is inspirational

3)      I actually don’t find him attractive at all

4)    I think she’s beautiful, but her sense of style is questionable

 

That’s all I have today. I’m busy people…like so busy a client requested a meeting at 5:30 on a Friday afternoon. Um, yeah no.