Random things I’m going to share that maybe I shouldn’t

 

I was in yoga last night relaxing my mind and forgetting everything thinking about things I had to tell you….so I was fairly relaxed. I mean how does one really remove everything from their mind?  The only time I can remove random thoughts is when I focus on my breathing. But I’m not actually wanting to talk to you about yoga, so onward!

1)      Ben drooled on me during sex the other night.  I’m very well aware that this is TMI but you guys know way too much about me anyways ,so what’s one more thing. He said he’s just so attracted to my pregnant body. I was both disgusted and amused, because like how gross. He drooled on me!

2)      My sister is moving out. Its time and I’m just excited to get my hands on that bedroom and clean, clean, clean!

3)      I haven’t pooped in days, yet while sitting in the doctor’s office this morning I needed to badly, but I didn’t because I was about to have my lady parts checked out. So I survived.

4)      My nipples. I’ve always had big nipples and now they’re bigger and hard all the time.  I tried to buy an inexpensive new bra from target but there isn’t enough padding to hide my nipple so I’m going to have to continue my search. Any suggestions?

That’s it for now. I should be working but instead I’m sharing with you intimate details of my life. Sorry about that.